|
mothers 1/9/2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
5 Comments, 78 Views,
37 Votes
,2.81 Score |
|
meet you in heaven 1/9/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
4 Comments, 83 Views,
31 Votes
,3.53 Score |
|
meet you in heaven 1/9/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
23 Votes
,3.60 Score |
|
sex 1/6/2019
https://www.healthywomen.org/content/article/understanding-your-sex-drive-when-one-you-wants-it-more?context=healthcenter/60&context_title=60&context_description=
1 Comments, 31 Views,
20 Votes
,0.70 Score |
|
this story to make you laugh 12/29/2018
a lady goes to a restaurant , the waiter comes , and says ,
can I offer you a beer , she says no no. some wine ? no no , Whisky
?? no no. The waiter says , why ? does it make your legs tremble
? she says , they make me open them
1 Comments, 13 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score |
|
Looking for women that like younger guys 12/4/2018
If you like to chat message on here or six
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
|
|
Looking for women that like younger guys 12/4/2018
If you like to chat message on here or six
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score |
|
In a perfect world 11/27/2018
Orgies!
3 Comments, 45 Views,
34 Votes
,2.07 Score |
|
the funniest thing you ever had happen while playing with a partner 11/21/2018
I would be interested in hearing from others as to the funniest
thing that has ever happened ..... in the moment..
6 Comments, 82 Views,
36 Votes
,3.76 Score |
|
wtf 10/5/2018
for fun or not
4 Comments, 60 Views,
44 Votes
,3.46 Score |
|
Joke about each other 8/25/2018
I like to joke about each other and call each other names
but be very respectful and also know your limit
3 Comments, 27 Views,
16 Votes
,4.16 Score |
|
WOW won't believe this. 7/12/2018
Well I was married to a redheaded German, Irish, Indian
gal for over ten years. If I could write a book about those
years not sure how to put the book on the stands. Fact, fiction,
or your not going to believe this shit. The sex life I really
miss but if your old enough to remember the 16 ounce Pepsi
glass bottles that came in 8 packs I think she could hit a
fly off a fence post at about 50 yards ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
58 Votes
,3.04 Score |
|
Relationship Clichés: What They Really Mean 7/5/2018
Regardless of who you date, no matter how long the relationship
lasts; chances are you’ll hear some (if not all) of these
favorites. Here’s what they really mean. <br><br>
“Sometimes the person you want the most is the person
you are best without.” I like you but we DO NOT get along. <br><br>
“Everything is going to be OK. Maybe not now or ...
13 Comments, 196 Views,
96 Votes
,5.15 Score |
|
I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call 5/4/2018
I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
41 Votes
,1.28 Score |
|
Finishing First 5/2/2018
Who thinks that laughing should be part of sex? If you finish
first, why not clap your hands, cheer and say first !
There is always room and time for a second round!
8 Comments, 64 Views,
38 Votes
,3.65 Score |
|
seriously ,that is considered bisexual ? I am wondering. 4/18/2018
Bisexual seems like a simple term that is easy to understand.
But , is it really that simple to declare some a bisexual?
Does having participated in a 3 way with another of the same
sex make some a bisexual? Does intimate contact with the
same sex define the sexuality , or is it the intent of the parties involved. I get a lot of men that want to give
oral sex, but If I accept , am I now a ...
8 Comments, 126 Views,
43 Votes
,4.22 Score |
|
Chewing (Dick) Gum 4/11/2018
I was very young at that time, still in my teens. I was dating
a girl and we agreed to a blowjob before moving onto actual
sex. She was giving me a nice head and I was enjoying thoroughly
as this was the first time I was receiving . She, at the
same time was chewing a gum. When she took out my dick from
her mouth there was this white substance on its head. She
was feeling apologetic that she had ...
4 Comments, 110 Views,
52 Votes
,3.35 Score |
|
How many dick pics should i post 3/14/2018
What is the ratio regular pics to dic picks that I should
have ... like 3 regular pics to 1 dic pic or 3 dic pics to one
regular pic <br><br>
Also should I use my own dic ? Or a random dic on the internet
? Or a celebrity dic ? <br><br>
Just trying to get it right !
6 Comments, 65 Views,
37 Votes
,3.66 Score |
|
funny 3/13/2018
According to new research, humor and laughter may be the
most effective way for men and women to initiate and develop
a relationship. Jeffrey Hall, an associate professor at the University
of Kansas, found that when two strangers meet, the more
times a man tries to be funny and the more a woman laughs at
those attempts, the more likely it is for the woman to be
interested in dating. Chances of ...
2 Comments, 14 Views,
11 Votes
,2.42 Score |
|
My friend's antics with crab potion 2/3/2018
This is an old tale but still makes me laugh when I'm
reminded of it. <br><br>
We were in our 20's and enjoying life as young lads do,
including one drunken weekend of partying which included
sharing a girl who kindly thanked us with a dose of crabs.
<br><br>
Apparently, he knew his previous landlady had a bottle
of the cure and I drove him over to collect it. ...
4 Comments, 102 Views,
49 Votes
,4.11 Score |
|
Read the label, its on there for a reason 1/25/2018
We see a couple that we met here on GetNudes, they are great people,
are a lot of fun and awesome friends who we have come to love,
trust and respect. Last month we were together for yet another
great evening of dinning, conversation and awesome adult
fun. Of course, both of the ladies shave down under. I (male)
did not shave down under, I never have! We were surprised
to see our male friend of this ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
10 Votes
,4.58 Score |
|
Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ? 11/17/2017
Does humor has priority for you in a relationship ?
5 Comments, 52 Views,
36 Votes
,5.31 Score |
|
Whipped 11/14/2017
Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday
would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as
a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?
11 Comments, 86 Views,
43 Votes
,6.41 Score |
|
Whipped 11/14/2017
Ladies if its you husband or boyfriends or nsa friends birthday
would you ever put whipped cream on your pussy and tits as
a gift for that man in your life and let he lick it all away?
3 Comments, 31 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score |
|
Me enamora ... 10/26/2017
Me enamora la gente que dice lo que piensa y que realmente
piensa lo que dice <br><br>
. Que no es fácil. La que defiende sus ideas y sus emociones,
porque suyas y sinceras. <br><br>
Pero sin imponerlas a los demás, sin juzgar a quien piensa
diferente <br><br>
y sin compararse con quien no las comparte.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
18 Votes
,2.99 Score |
|
AWKWARD SITUATION 9/19/2017
I was with my chick at a bar when we met up with her ex husband's
friend with his chick. I said hello to him and he said, 'Hey,
ya gotta big dick?" I laughed at first and sat down.
<br><br>
He was one of those egotistical dudes that think there on
top of the world because he has tattoos, motorcycle, and
a good paying job. He looked like Ray Liotta from ...
4 Comments, 117 Views,
26 Votes
,3.67 Score |
|
Go Figure! 9/14/2017
I had a crush on my friends sister but it seemed like every
time she was dating someone then I was not and when I was she
was not. I really wanted to be with her but over time she got
married to a total jerk. She was married before to a jerk
so I guess she is attracted to jerks. Maybe that is why we
never dated - just saying lol.
7 Comments, 42 Views,
19 Votes
,4.44 Score |
|
you have to be funny 9/13/2017
i think that all relationships have to have a good sense
of humor it lightens the mood sometimes when tensions are
high
3 Comments, 37 Views,
17 Votes
,3.97 Score |