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Cream of the Crop 10/6/2008 Cream of the Crop She had been a little puzzled at his insistence on her ringing before she came in. She had keys and was quite capable of undertaking the perilous journey up the sta 0 Comments, 346 Views, 0 Votes | |
Introduction To Adventure 10/6/2008 Introduction To Adventure Rushing through the day to finish her work assignments, Suzanne sighed in frustration.Another boring day of handling complaints about what was wrong and wha 0 Comments, 277 Views, 0 Votes | |
Secret Shower Fucking 10/6/2008 Secret Shower Fucking Sandra was a housewife. In everyway, she cooked, she cleaned, she entertained the many co-workers that her husband brought home with him after work. Most friday 0 Comments, 1556 Views, 0 Votes | |
Road Crew Hottie 10/6/2008 Road Crew Hottie I am a construction worker and the company I work for specializes in highway and interstate repairs, as well as the construction of overpasses and bridges. 0 Comments, 1633 Views, 0 Votes | |
Adri and the vibrator 9/22/2008 Adri and the vibrator I had just eased myself onto the deck chair after my evening swim, and lit up a cigarette. I looked up at the evening stars as I exhaled and thought about the p 0 Comments, 529 Views, 0 Votes | |
Judi Draws Three 9/22/2008 Judi Draws Three Bob, my husband, and I had flown out to Las Vegas for a mid week jaunt. We had a truly awesome suite at the Mirage, and we’re both looking forward to some hot 0 Comments, 2337 Views, 0 Votes | |
Golfing 2/28/2008 Golfing The guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her. Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of a sudden another man in a white coat came out of the woods carrying a 5 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
Granny next door 2/28/2008 Granny next door I'll get right to the details, I went next door to help the next door lady change a light bulb. This is not a story of some sexy young lady next door, she w 0 Comments, 4893 Views, 0 Votes | |
My first time 2/28/2008 My first time I like to try everything at least one's, so when my girlfriend Kathy told me she was into bondage I couldn't help getting interested. I keept asking her questions about it and w 0 Comments, 735 Views, 0 Votes | |
Casual Sex Friday 2/28/2008 Casual Sex Friday I walked into the front door, and into the lobby making sure to re-lock the door. It was casual Friday, but at this small business there was a totally different tak 0 Comments, 772 Views, 0 Votes | |
My best friends brother 2/28/2008 My best friends brother My friend Nikki and I were partying at the bar one night and I was way to drunk to drive home. She called her brother Mike to come get us and I planned on cra 0 Comments, 3476 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Silent Treatment 2/28/2008 The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he w 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
WHO DOES WHAT 2/28/2008 WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, a 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
CREATION 2/28/2008 CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. Go 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
WORDS 2/28/2008 WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30, 000 to a man's 15, 000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to re 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
WIFE VS. HUSBAND 2/28/2008 WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS 2/28/2008 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looki 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
MARRIAGE SEMINAR 2/28/2008 MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives k 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN 2/28/2008 UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
WOMEN'S REVENGE 2/28/2008 WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST 2/28/2008 WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
Body Found In Park 2/25/2008 Body Found In Park Today local police found a unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass, and a Small Wiener. 0 Comments, 190 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lesbian Needs 2/2/2008 Erin let her hand roam over Vanna's tight ass as the two lesbian lovers kissed passionately underneath the stinging rays of their morning shower!!! The two women couldn't have been more different, wit 0 Comments, 1595 Views, 0 Votes | |
Equestrian 2/2/2008 "Oh, I don't know, " Angie replied into the phone, "I've got all this house work to do, and I have to pick the up after school and take them to soccer practice!" "Come on, " Petra shot back, "you hav 0 Comments, 2546 Views, 0 Votes | |
Control 2 2/2/2008 "Well excuse me young man, " the old biddy snapped at Jason as he wedged his way onto the 151 line bus on his way to the Loop!!! "I'm sorry ma'am, " he replied, "I didn't mean to bump into you, but it 0 Comments, 1279 Views, 0 Votes | |
The athletic club 2/2/2008 Mitchell stood under the needle like water jets in communal shower at the at the athletic club he had been attending for the past two yearsm, and out of the corner of his eye he could see several othe 0 Comments, 1052 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Ladder To Success 2/2/2008 One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
What a fine bouquet 2/2/2008 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
According to the dictionary 2/2/2008 A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a . He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Quick Romp In The Broom Cupboard 2/2/2008 An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have a 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes |
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