Writing about myself, sooo much fun. Lets just pretend this section is full of all sorts of impressive things, witty comments, and things you find impressive. We can talk more about both you and I another time if we're interested. I'll do the sales pitch of myself another time.

My Ideal Person Smart. confident. sexy. Sense of humor. Can give and take. Bonus points for Smartass/sarcastic.

Knows the difference between your & you're, as well as there, their, and they're.

Deal Breakers:
· Bad kissers
· Wrong Way toilet paper roll installers: where it falls down in the back instead of cascading over the top to the front like a waterfall
· Puppy/Piglet/Kitten haters

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Betty White and Martha Stewart... What DOESN'T turn
me on about them is a better question

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